Ciri-ciri Cowok Sudah Tidak Muda Lagi

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+ Membaca makin jauh, kencing makin dekat.
+ Dulu tidur berhadap-hadapan, sekarang beradu pantat.
+ Dulu suka pakai minyak wangi, sekarang sering pakai minyak angin.
+ Dulu 12 kali lebih dalam sebulan, sekarang belum tentu sekali sebulan.
+ Dulu keras sekali selama menunggu, sekarang lama sekali menunggu keras.
+ Dulu cepat ON, sekarang cepat Down.
+ Dulu kencing asin, sekarang banyak yang sudah kencingnya manis.
+ Dulu sering ngajak makan enak, sekarang sering ngajak makan obat.
+ Dulu korbankan kesehatan demi kekayaan, sekarang korbankan kekayaan demi kesehatan.
+ Dulu mengkritik generasi tua, sekarang mencela generasi muda.
+ Dulu mudah mengingat, sekarang jadi insomnia.
+ Dulu dongkol karena nggak dikasih, sekarang jengkel karena ditagih.
+ Dulu pemburu nikmat, sekarang pemburu tobat.
+ Dulu sering pake kaca mata, sekarang matanya sering berkaca-kaca.
+ Dulu sering "unjuk gigi", sekarang "unjuk gusi".
+ Dulu pandangan hidup (dipandang sudah hidup) sekarang jadi pegangan hidup (dipegang-pegang baru hidup).

Nikmati dan pergunakan dengan baik masa mudamu, sebelum datang masa tuamu yang pasti datang ! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

lagi curhat ya gan???

masukan bagus nih Gan,bwt renungan

hhhhh ....ngakak !!! kocak banget ini ciri2 nya !!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] BENER BANGAT DAHHHH

wakakkakaka kocak sumpah ngakak - -b

nomer 2 ga cocok ah...

muantap....bro....

jandaholic wrote:

lagi curhat ya gan??? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

eh... oh... ah... masa sih kayak lagi curhat bro ? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

jonitralala wrote:

masukan bagus nih Gan,bwt renungan
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ya gan, di ingetin dikit, biar ga lupa klo qt semua bakalan tua [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

GoodGirlGoneBad wrote:

hhhhh ....ngakak !!! kocak banget ini ciri2 nya !!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

hehe... makasih sist [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

GAJLUGAN wrote:

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] BENER BANGAT DAHHHH

setubuhh [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

a9ung89 wrote:

wakakkakaka kocak sumpah ngakak - -b [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

hehe... awas laler masuk bro [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

BlacksLimZ wrote:

nomer 2 ga cocok ah...

wahh... ga cocock yahh... punggung-punggungan deh [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

jhony arbucle wrote:

muantap....bro....

Thanks bro [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

ane paling ngakak waktu baca: Dulu cepat ON, sekarang cepat Down
paten gan.....lanjutkaaannnnn